The deck / 16 cards
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Whatever the internet is arguing about this month. These expire.
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Explain aura farming to your dad. He is not laughing.
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You have been called unc. Deliver your rebuttal.
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Someone shouted "chicken jockey" in the cinema. Testify.
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Defend your most recent crash out.
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Make the case that delulu is genuinely the solulu.
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Fanum tax: theft or tradition? Pick a side.
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Name the most goated inanimate object. Defend it.
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Invent an Italian brainrot creature. Give it a backstory.
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Give the lock-in speech to a friend who will not lock in.
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Sell mewing as a productivity system.
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Pitch an NPC livestream to a venture capitalist.
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Tell an obvious lie with total conviction. No cap.
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Write the tourism advert for Ohio. Make it sound normal.
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Argue rizz can be taught. Then demonstrate some.
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Explain what "6-7" means. No stalling.
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Defend Skibidi Toilet as real art. Straight face.