The deck
All of them.
Every card the app can deal you, filterable by category. Reading the list here changes nothing about a round: you still don’t pick, the clock still starts the moment a card lands, and knowing a topic exists is a long way from being coherent about it in forty-five seconds.
Every card in the live deck. You still do not get to pick which one you are dealt.
Reorder the alphabet and justify it.
AbsurdBananas are overrated. Go.
AbsurdPitch the most boring film ever made, enthusiastically.
AbsurdGive your cat a performance review.
AbsurdConvince me cereal is a soup.
AbsurdConvince a houseplant to try harder.
AbsurdDescribe the colour red to someone who has never seen.
AbsurdArgue that dogs should pay taxes.
AbsurdYou are stuck in a lift with your ex. Fill the silence.
AbsurdArgue for banning one emoji forever.
AbsurdTeach a fish to ride a bicycle. Out loud.
AbsurdMake the case for making gravity optional.
AbsurdYour fridge is haunted. File the insurance claim out loud.
AbsurdIs a hot dog a sandwich? Pick one, no fence-sitting.
AbsurdProsecute whoever lost the TV remote.
AbsurdDeliver a eulogy for a microwave.
AbsurdRebrand Monday so people stop hating it.
AbsurdGive a dramatic history of the napkin.
AbsurdYou are a pigeon. Apply for a CEO job.
AbsurdDefend pineapple on pizza. No hedging.
AbsurdDefine "sandwich" so precisely nobody can argue.
AbsurdSell me a bottle of ordinary air.
AbsurdShoes indoors: prosecute or defend. Pick one.
AbsurdPitch your sock drawer to an investor.
AbsurdYou lobby for spoons. Attack forks.
AbsurdTeach an alien how to queue politely.
AbsurdExplain TikTok to a medieval peasant.
AbsurdYou time-travelled for lunch. Explain to your boss.
AbsurdTestify in court on behalf of a toaster.
AbsurdFound a religion around the wifi router.
AbsurdInvent the least useful superpower and sell it.
AbsurdExplain aura farming to your dad. He is not laughing.
Chronically onlineYou have been called unc. Deliver your rebuttal.
Chronically onlineSomeone shouted "chicken jockey" in the cinema. Testify.
Chronically onlineDefend your most recent crash out.
Chronically onlineMake the case that delulu is genuinely the solulu.
Chronically onlineFanum tax: theft or tradition? Pick a side.
Chronically onlineName the most goated inanimate object. Defend it.
Chronically onlineInvent an Italian brainrot creature. Give it a backstory.
Chronically onlineGive the lock-in speech to a friend who will not lock in.
Chronically onlineSell mewing as a productivity system.
Chronically onlinePitch an NPC livestream to a venture capitalist.
Chronically onlineTell an obvious lie with total conviction. No cap.
Chronically onlineWrite the tourism advert for Ohio. Make it sound normal.
Chronically onlineArgue rizz can be taught. Then demonstrate some.
Chronically onlineExplain what "6-7" means. No stalling.
Chronically onlineDefend Skibidi Toilet as real art. Straight face.
Chronically onlineWhat is your biggest weakness? No cliches.
SeriousDescribe a time you disagreed with someone senior.
SeriousExplain what you do to a ten-year-old.
SeriousWhere do you want to be in five years?
SeriousTalk about something that did not work out.
SeriousPitch yourself to a stranger in a lift.
SeriousTell me about yourself. You have 45 seconds.
SeriousWhy should we hire you?
SeriousHalf your feed is AI now. Defend it or bury it.
SpicyRank the worst airport behaviours.
Spicy"Just be authentic" is the fakest advice online. Go.
SpicyDeclare the objectively correct crisp flavour.
SpicyA phone beats a budget. Argue production value is over.
SpicyEvery trend now is a rerun. Prove it, and name names.
SpicyOne gorilla, a hundred men. Pick a side and commit.
SpicyLay down the law on group chat etiquette.
SpicyHot takes made everybody boring. Make the case.
SpicyArgue the internet peaked in 2016 and never recovered.
SpicyOpen-plan offices: prosecute them.
SpicyWhich famous city is overrated? Commit.
SpicyName an overrated film and take the heat.
SpicyDefend caring far too much about someone you will never meet.
SpicyPhones at dinner: settle it.
SpicyDefend the person who hits Reply All.
SpicyFix tipping culture in 45 seconds.
SpicyDefend a musician everyone loves to hate.
SpicyGive your worst World Cup opinion. No takebacks.
SpicyGive your worst food opinion and defend it.
SpicyCall out the worst trend of the last year.
SpicyGive your 14-year-old self one piece of advice.
WholesomeDescribe a teacher who changed something for you.
WholesomeA smell that takes you straight back to childhood.
WholesomeDescribe your comfort meal so I can taste it.
WholesomeDescribe your favourite place without naming it.
WholesomeWalk me through your perfect Saturday.
WholesomeSomething small you are quietly proud of.
WholesomeTell me about a small kindness you still remember.
WholesomeSell me a song you had on repeat.
WholesomeThank someone who will never hear it.
Wholesome
Missing one?
The deck keeps moving.
Cards get added, and the internet ones get retired once they stop landing, so this list is a snapshot rather than a final answer. If you have scrolled the whole deck and thought of one we should be adding, send it.
The good ones are a position somebody has to defend in forty-five seconds. “Talk about dogs” is not a card; “dogs are objectively worse flatmates than cats, go” is.