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Reorder the alphabet and justify it.
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Bananas are overrated. Go.
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Pitch the most boring film ever made, enthusiastically.
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Give your cat a performance review.
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Convince me cereal is a soup.
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Convince a houseplant to try harder.
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Describe the colour red to someone who has never seen.
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Argue that dogs should pay taxes.
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You are stuck in a lift with your ex. Fill the silence.
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Argue for banning one emoji forever.
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Teach a fish to ride a bicycle. Out loud.
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Make the case for making gravity optional.
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Your fridge is haunted. File the insurance claim out loud.
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Is a hot dog a sandwich? Pick one, no fence-sitting.
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Prosecute whoever lost the TV remote.
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Deliver a eulogy for a microwave.
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Rebrand Monday so people stop hating it.
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Give a dramatic history of the napkin.
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You are a pigeon. Apply for a CEO job.
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Defend pineapple on pizza. No hedging.
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Define "sandwich" so precisely nobody can argue.
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Sell me a bottle of ordinary air.
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Shoes indoors: prosecute or defend. Pick one.
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Pitch your sock drawer to an investor.
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You lobby for spoons. Attack forks.
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Teach an alien how to queue politely.
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Explain TikTok to a medieval peasant.
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You time-travelled for lunch. Explain to your boss.
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Testify in court on behalf of a toaster.
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Found a religion around the wifi router.
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Invent the least useful superpower and sell it.